1 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,300 [ theme music ] 2 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:53,620 [ pants ] Come here. 3 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,980 Talk to me. 4 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,420 - Talk? - Yeah. 5 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,380 Oh... 6 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,300 Talk to me. Tell me what we're doing here. 7 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:05,140 Um... oh, well, you're the best. 8 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,540 - Yeah? Who is? - You are. 9 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:11,380 - Yeah? - Sean. Yeah. 10 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,180 So what makes you think you'd like to work here? 11 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:20,020 I've heard this place is really safe, well-run. 12 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,900 Classy. That's pretty important to me. 13 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:26,740 [ phone rings ] 14 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,540 Hi, it's Krystal. 15 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,940 Um, what do I look like? 16 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,820 Just like it says in the advertisement. 17 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,740 Yeah, yeah, I'm hot. 18 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:39,940 I'm so hot 19 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,020 and ready. 20 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,900 You won't be disappointed. I promise you. 21 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,700 Have you had any experience in this line of work? 22 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,140 Yes. In Canberra. 23 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,580 Whereabouts? 24 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,500 Black Rose. 25 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,420 Name's not familiar. 26 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,820 Oh. It's pretty new. 27 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,180 I have references, as you can see. 28 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:08,980 Um, there's a medical certificate. My CV. 29 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,340 Um, I've got an ABN number. It's all there. 30 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:14,260 - Oh, no, you can't take photos. - What? 31 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,700 Come on! Just one for my mates. 32 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,620 - He want's to see what you look like. - No. 33 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:20,020 - You better be good, huh? - How about we start with massage? 34 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,420 Nah, how about you get on the fucking bed. 35 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,260 Massage! I'll give you a massage. 36 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,660 OK, you know what? Er, you should get someone else. 37 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:30,580 - Huh?! - I'm not doing this. 38 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,020 - Hey! Hey! - Not with you. 39 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,860 Any other experience? 40 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:38,260 Not... not really. 41 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:42,100 Other than Black Rose? Somewhere that actually exists? 42 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,300 I'm really keen to learn. 43 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,380 - Ladies. - [ both giggle ] 44 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:09,940 - Mmm! Hello. - Sean. 45 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,820 - The rule is... - I know. Not at work. 46 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,740 But you are irresistible. 47 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,660 Thank you. 48 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,060 And now the idea is that you return the compliment. 49 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,940 - Sean! - Come on. 50 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:24,820 - Tell me I'm irresistible. - You're irresistible. 51 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,260 Mean it! 52 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:30,580 Mean it so much that you have to sleep with me 53 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:32,500 every night. 54 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,820 - Oh. - In my bed at my place. 55 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:38,260 Is that an invitation? 56 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:41,620 Well, I'm figuring you may need one, other it will never happen. 57 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,060 I do sleep with you. 58 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:44,980 Not at my place. 59 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,380 Maybe. 60 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:50,260 Alright. It's an official invition, though. 61 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:55,060 Anything else you need, you know, I'm up for that too. 62 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,460 - Hmm. What I need? - Mmm. 63 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,300 What I really need is for this place to be ticking over. 64 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,140 Thought business was booming. 65 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,580 Demand is booming, 66 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:08,500 especially ay the cheap end of the scale. 67 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,380 Everyone wants one last roll before the ute gets repossessed. 68 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:12,820 That's good, isn't it? 69 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,260 I've got no girls. 70 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:18,100 I mean, I've got no women. All my best, most experienced... 71 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,500 Chloe is gone. Heather's on permanent holiday. 72 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,420 Lauren's out escorting. 73 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,300 - All I've got here... - Mmm? 74 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:28,660 What do you think of her? 75 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,060 - SEAN: Well, she's cute, I guess. - Mmm. 76 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:34,900 So just hire this one ask her to bring some friends along. 77 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:38,740 I want you to road-test her. 78 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:40,180 - You what? - You know! 79 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,060 Check her out, see if she's OK. Take her for a test-drive. 80 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,420 - Is she up for that? - Hmm, if she wants to work here. 81 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,340 - SEAN: Amy. - Mmm. 82 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,740 Amy lied about her work experience. 83 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:54,100 Hmm! Well, lying is in the job description. 84 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,500 In fact, it's number one on the list. 85 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,860 I get paid for this, right? 86 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:01,780 Presumably I get some kind of wholesale rate. 87 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:04,660 Nah-uh-uh-uh! 88 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,100 Run along, Romeo. 89 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:08,980 - Have fun! - [ trills ] 90 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,570 Oh! 91 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:20,020 Talk to me, Amy. Talk to me. 92 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,940 Tell me what we're doing, huh? 93 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,380 Tell me what's happening. 94 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,300 You're inside me. 95 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:27,220 Yeah? 96 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:31,060 Deep... inside me with your beautiful, 97 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,460 beautiful cock. 98 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:36,820 - It's not bad. - Yeah? 99 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,220 - Yeah. You're a good girl. - [ laughs ] 100 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,660 Huh? Huh? 101 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:44,500 You like me, don't you? 102 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:49,300 You really, really like me. 103 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,740 You reckon? 104 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:53,140 You love me. 105 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:57,940 Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ow! 106 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:59,380 [ screams ] 107 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,820 Fuck! Shit! Ah! You bit me! 108 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:01,570 Ah! 109 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,140 I didn't. I... 110 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,580 You've marked me, Amy. 111 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,500 - It's not on. - Sean, what do you... 112 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,900 You don't ever do love bites, alright? 113 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:14,260 I thought that'd be obvious. 114 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,340 [ phone rings ] 115 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:30,100 Mel speaking. 116 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:32,980 Oh, hi. 117 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,420 What? 118 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:38,260 No, they can't see it again. It's an apartment. They've seen it already. 119 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:40,180 Well, tell them to hurry up and buy it. 120 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,580 What? No, I've gotta go. I'm at work. Bye. 121 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,460 Thank you! Thanks. 122 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:03,700 [ heartbeat thumps ] 123 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,220 - Mel. - Hi. 124 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,620 Please tell me you're not busy right now. 125 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,020 - What's up? - I need you to cover for me. 126 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:47,380 - Take a client. - What, right now? 127 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,260 Well, as soon as you can get here. Please, Lauren, I need this. 128 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:53,140 Look, I'll call him and tell him there's gonna be a delay. 129 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,540 What's the matter? Are you sick? 130 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,460 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 131 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:02,260 It's, er... something's come up, yeah, urgent. 132 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,700 Lauren? 133 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,620 I really need your help. 134 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,900 MAN: I don't understand this. 135 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,780 I mean, you order capricciosa, you expect ham and olives, you know? 136 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:16,660 You're not expecting a marinara, you know what I mean? 137 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,060 - Are we talking pizza? - No, no. 138 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,980 I'm just saying it as an example. 139 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,860 Well, if you want me to reschedule, I'm happy to organise it. 140 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,740 No, no. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. 141 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:30,100 - Champagne? - Yeah, thank you. That'd be lovely. 142 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,500 I supposed if the world's ending, then it's ending, you know? 143 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,900 There's, um... there's nothing we can do about it, is there? 144 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:38,740 - You think that's likely? - Likely? It's already happened. 145 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,140 You feel that way because Mel didn't show? 146 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,540 Mel? Look... look, Mel's great, OK? Alright? 147 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:47,860 But she's not West Mineral Mining. She's not my entire share portfolio. 148 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,060 Did you know the SandP closed down 4% yesterday? 149 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,500 Yes, I think I did hear that. 150 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,380 I thought we'd hit bottom, right? 151 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,300 I thought we had. But guess what. 152 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,740 I'm still on the way down. 153 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,620 It's over. It's over. 154 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,060 The revolution's here. 155 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,460 May as well have voted for the Greens, 156 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,340 'cause that's where we're heading, towards the bloody Greens. 157 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,260 I mean, pretty soon, the world's gonna be living where? 158 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,180 In trees, in tree houses. That's where we're heading. 159 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:19,060 That's if we can afford it, there's not gonna be any cash. All they... 160 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,980 [ thinks ] Should've booked in for a wax. 161 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,380 Must ring Janice, make a booking. 162 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,380 Wax. 163 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,300 Hmm. 164 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,620 Deep massage therapy. 165 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,620 Mmm! 166 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,940 That'd be lovely. 167 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:46,420 - WOMAN: Hi, Nat. - Erin. How was your day? 168 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,340 Fantastic. 169 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,780 What have you been doing particularly? 170 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,700 Oh, you know, just enjoying myself. 171 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,620 Well, the best I can. 172 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,020 And making fully sure the men are as well. 173 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,900 - Hmm, aim to please. Good. - Of course. That's my job. 174 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,740 OK. Just keep doing what you're doing. 175 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,140 - OK? - OK. 176 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,540 - Hello. - Hi. 177 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,420 - New girl? - Rocket scientist. 178 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,780 Your other one, er, Amy, she's crazy. 179 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:17,620 - Is that a bad thing? - She kissed me. 180 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,020 - That's her call, in theory. - Since when? 181 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,940 It was an audition. 182 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,780 Yeah, well, she failed. She bit me. 183 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,700 Oh! Diddums! 184 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:31,060 - Can she do the biz? - Yes, she can, actually. 185 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,460 - She's very good. - Oh. 186 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,860 I mean, she's a big hitter. 187 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,300 Is that a bad thing? 188 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:38,530 No. 189 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,100 - But... - It's OK, Sean. It's OK. 190 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,500 Er, Melanie, just the person I wanted to see. 191 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,900 Er, no time to talk. Just here to see my brother. 192 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,780 You were a no-show with Alistair. He's a good client and he's rich. 193 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:53,140 - Get him offside, you're crazy. - He's not offside. Come on, Sean. 194 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,060 If there is a problem it's better you tell me now. 195 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,940 Well, aparently you know everything already. 196 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,380 Come on. 197 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,220 I might need a place to stay. 198 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,140 You renovating again? 199 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,540 No, no. I'm selling the apartment. 200 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,940 Sort of. Oh, the real estate's driving me nuts. 201 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,860 An inspection every five minutes. 202 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,780 What do you mean, 'sort of'? 203 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,220 What happened to the whole, 204 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:18,580 "Hey, little brother, get out, find your own place, grow up." 205 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,500 - You threw me out of there. - I did not. 206 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,860 - I encouraged you to be independent. - It's the same thing. 207 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,740 Well, I have to sell. I'm broke. 208 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,180 How? 209 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,100 I had a margin call. 210 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,540 Which is what? 211 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,380 Well, it's when you borrow against your own share portfolio 212 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,820 to buy more shares. 213 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:39,700 - Who the hell let you do that? - The bank. All banks! 214 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,060 Anyway, the loan buffer blew out and they called it in. 215 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,980 How bad is it? 216 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:48,340 On what scale? Better or worse than cancer? 217 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,180 Hey, I just... I need to know if I can stay with you. 218 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,100 Please? Just for a little while? 219 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,420 Sure. Sometimes, you know, when I've got nothing on. 220 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,340 What? 221 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,740 Well, I have people stay over. 222 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,620 Sean, I don't have the plague. I'm a bit broke. 223 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,540 I think I can socialise. 224 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,940 What if I don't want you to socialise? 225 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,860 And why not? 226 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,220 Oh. Morticia. 227 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,620 - Mel! - You got a crypt for overnight stays? 228 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:21,460 - Give up. - Sorry, but you and... that... 229 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,380 It's unfathomable. 230 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:27,700 She's in my life. Deal with it. Move on. 231 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,140 Hmm? 232 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,260 ALISTAIR: '87 the world survived. '87 was a breeze! 233 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:41,620 A sunshower! The market had to adjust. 234 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:44,500 That's what they do, markets. They adjust. 235 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,900 [ thinks] Mmm. Nice champagne. 236 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,780 Andrew. Alvin? 237 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:53,140 God, what's his name? A... Alistair. 238 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,060 Alistair's got good taste. 239 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,460 Gee, my back's sore. 240 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,820 Skip one day of yoga, see what happens. 241 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:04,660 [ Alistair sobs ] 242 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,980 Alistair? 243 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,900 Are you OK? 244 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,740 What...? Sorry. 245 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,620 Why... why don't we go and lie down, huh? 246 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,940 We'll make you feel better. 247 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,340 - How? - Oh, we'll find a way. 248 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,260 Are we having sex? 249 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,660 - Mm. - Is that what you think? 250 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,540 Do you think sex can fix this?! 251 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,460 Not necessarily. We don't have to do anything. 252 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,900 We can just lie there. 253 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:37,780 OK. 254 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,700 - OK. - OK. OK. 255 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,060 'Cause if we're gonna do it... 256 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,460 ...we should do it soon. 257 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,860 'Cause then, when you're gone, 258 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,780 I'm gonna leap out that fucking window! 259 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,620 [ sobs ] 260 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,940 Found something you like? 261 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,860 Er, hi, Nat. 262 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,300 Um, sorry. 263 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,660 - I was just having a look round. - So I heard. 264 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,060 You said to familiarise myself with the place, get the feel of it. 265 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,940 I'm not sure they were my exact words, but... 266 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,780 [ chuckles awkwardly ] 267 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:28,660 - You look so amazing. - Hmm? 268 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,060 Your clothes. Just the whole way you look. 269 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:34,420 You're like a movie star from the '50s or something. 270 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,820 - Listen, Amy... - No, Nat. 271 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,740 Look... 272 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,140 ...if I ever do work here, love bites are out. 273 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,540 I just want you to know I didn't mean to. 274 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,460 I would never do that, not with a client. 275 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,900 But you did. 276 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,820 No! But it was Sean, you know? 277 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:49,780 He's gorgeous. 278 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,660 I... I would never do that. Not in a real booking. 279 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,460 Nat, please, no. Give me a chance. 280 00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:00,340 I'll be the best. I'll be the best fuck your clients ever had. 281 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,780 That is the least of it. 282 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,700 OK? Anybody can do that. 283 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,060 Now, don't call us, we'll call you, Amy. 284 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,980 Let's go. 285 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,580 [ TV plays quietly ] 286 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,340 Hey, Dad. 287 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,740 DAD: You're alive! 288 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,620 Sorry I'm late. I told you I might get held up. 289 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,660 Are you gonna make a mess? 290 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,020 I'll clean it up. I just need something to eat. 291 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,420 Don't we all? 292 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,780 I left you yours. In the fridge! 293 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,700 Well, I didn't know that. 294 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,500 You've eaten it. 295 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,380 No way. Must have been a mouse. 296 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,220 That's all it would have fed, anyway. 297 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,140 A litte mouse. But never mind me. 298 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,900 You should eat more. 299 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,220 Hey, where's the bread maker? 300 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,100 - Are you gonna make bread? - No. 301 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,020 Just where is it? 302 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:24,820 You sold our bread maker? 303 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,740 Well, we never use it. 304 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:30,100 I've had exams. I haven't had time to use it. 305 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,940 That was a Christmas present. 306 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,740 I got a good price for it. 307 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,660 A bloke at work. 308 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,540 It'll pay the electricity bill. 309 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:04,660 SONG: have loosened my tongue 310 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,340 me later on 311 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:21,940 312 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:29,620 313 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:35,380 314 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,780 315 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,580 316 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,940 317 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:53,620 318 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,580 Ah! 319 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,500 Shit! What'd you do that for?! 320 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,380 Oh, you startled me. 321 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,300 - I didn't know where I was. - I kissed you! 322 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,740 Oh, you were creeping around. 323 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,620 What? I kiss you and you smash my eardrum! 324 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,020 You shouldn't have been creeping around. 325 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,940 Sorry. 326 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,300 Here I am thinking, you know, it's the first time sleepover... 327 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:17,140 It's dark, the lights are out, you're fully clothed. 328 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,500 I mean, it must be time for sex. Conditions are perfect. 329 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,420 Sean, I just... 330 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,820 - Just what? - Please! Don't hassle me. 331 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,740 Well, when, then? 332 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,620 Soon. 333 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,060 I said soon. 334 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,420 - So, how's life? - It's good, it's great! 335 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,340 - Really? - Yeah, it's going great. 336 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,780 It really is. 337 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,220 And escorting? 338 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,620 Yes, well, I've got a few more clients now 339 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,500 and things are... things are going really well. 340 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,860 - Damn shit! - Calm down. 341 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,260 - Alright. Stop, stop. - I want to die! 342 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,700 I don't want to live anymore! 343 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,060 Yes. Pretty smooth sailing now. 344 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,980 Good for you. 345 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:22,420 Have you heard from Heather? 346 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:24,820 Oh, I got a postcard from her the other day. 347 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,700 - Downright pornographic. - Oh. 348 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,100 I had no idea there was female Mounties. 349 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,020 Oh, female... 350 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,940 Canadian police. 351 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:36,340 - Oh. - [ laughs ] 352 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,700 Ah! Is she coming back? 353 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:43,060 Oh, not this week - judging by her enthusiasm for Canadians. 354 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:44,980 Mmm. 355 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,380 Nat, is everything OK? 356 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:49,780 Everything's fine. 357 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,700 It's fine. Absolutely fine. 358 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,620 You know, we could always make room for you here 359 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,060 if that's what you wanted. 360 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,460 I'm pretty busy. 361 00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:58,900 Fair enough. 362 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,820 I thought you would have been more comfortable. 363 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:03,220 in an environment like this. 364 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:08,020 Oh, the money I get as an escort does by a fair amount of comfort. 365 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,940 - Does it? - Mmm. 366 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,380 Well, we could look at sweetening the deal 367 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,300 if you wanted to spend more time here. 368 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,700 Have to. A lot more cash. 369 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:20,020 Ah, that's fine. We've got people queuing up to work here. 370 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,420 I just thought you might like the odd shift, that's all. 371 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:26,260 Well, that's very sweet of you but... but I'm fine. 372 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,100 [ both chuckle ] 373 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,020 Oh. [ chuckles ] 374 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,340 Whoa. Steady. 375 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,620 Ooh, you look hot. 376 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,540 Thank you. 377 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,460 No, I meant hot as in burning up. 378 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,300 I'm fine. 379 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,220 You sure are. 380 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,940 Could you give me just a moment? 381 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,380 Sure. 382 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,100 OK. OK. 383 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,940 Everything's OK. 384 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:42,100 [ grunts ] 385 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,420 - Stop. Stop. Please. Stop. - Huh? 386 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,340 I'm sorry. 387 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,740 [ grunts ] 388 00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:01,300 [ radio plays softly ] 389 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:06,100 [ phone rings ] 390 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,980 AMY: Hello. 391 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,380 [ turns off radio ] 392 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,820 AMY: Hi. 393 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:17,620 Really? Oh! [ chuckles ] Oh, thank you so much! 394 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:22,420 Yep? Yep. Oh, look, yeah, you won't be sorry, Nat. 395 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:27,220 No, I know. It's a trial. Yeah, yeah. A trial. I get it. 396 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,100 So, when do I start? 397 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:33,940 I'm off. 398 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:36,340 - To uni? - Yeah. 399 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,780 We're almost out of cheese. 400 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:40,660 Oh. Er, I'll grab some on the way home. 401 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,060 - What time's that? - Late. 402 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,500 Don't wait up, OK? 403 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:46,420 There's a lasagne for your dinner in the freezer. 404 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,820 Hey. Whoa. Big night? 405 00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:52,180 Oh, just work in the library. 406 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,100 I've gotta go, Dad. I'm late. 407 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:56,020 Mwah. 408 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:01,300 [ opens and shuts door ] 409 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:40,660 [ mobile phone rings ] 410 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,780 Hi. It's Krystal. 411 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,460 Hello? 412 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,060 Hello? 413 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,420 This somebody is a little bit shy. 414 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,860 [ mobile phone rings ] 415 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:16,660 Hi. This is Crystal. Can I help you? 416 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,060 Amy? 417 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,700 And there's Tevin. He's a good client. 418 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,620 LAUREN: Tevin. What sort of a name is Tevin? 419 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,020 A pretty awful one. But he's an OK guy. 420 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,940 - That's his number there. - Alright. 421 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,820 You're giving me a lot of numbers here, Mel. 422 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,220 Yeah. I'm downsizing. 423 00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:56,020 I'm having a bit of difficulty. 424 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:00,340 I can't... 425 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:02,260 ...do it anymore. 426 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,700 What? You can't or you don't want to? 427 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,100 Both. 428 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,020 I didn't want to and I forced myself to 429 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,420 and now I just... 430 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,300 I just can't. I can't. 431 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:16,180 - Have you seen a doctor? - I hate doctors. 432 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:17,620 Ah, for God's sake, Mel, 433 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,540 there might be something physically wrong with you. 434 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,460 I know there's something wrong. It hurt like hell! 435 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,820 I just... I don't know how to describe it. 436 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,700 Fear. Fear came first, before the pain. 437 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,620 I just... 438 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,020 ...I absolutely freaked out. 439 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,460 Complete mental barrier. 440 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:35,380 So, do you think it's psychological? 441 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,780 [ sighs ] I don't know. 442 00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:41,140 Well, do you want me to come with you? 443 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,580 You could go and see my GP. 444 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:43,330 No. 445 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,380 - [ whispers ] I took some ecstasy. - What? 446 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:49,300 Well, to take the edge off. 447 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:51,220 Did it? 448 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:53,140 It's gonna show up in a blood test. 449 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,060 I mean, it's not the end of the world 450 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,940 but it's not gonna help me think straight. 451 00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:00,820 - [ mobile phone rings ] - Get it. 452 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,060 It's just Nat. She's having staffing problems. 453 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:09,460 Wants me to come back to work. 454 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,780 Mel... 455 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:19,060 - Hi. It's Lauren. Leave a message. - [ beep! ] 456 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:21,940 I'll drop my cut to 30%. 457 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,860 That's my final offer. 458 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:29,140 [ phone rings ] 459 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,980 232. How may I help you? 460 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,860 Oh, I'm sorry. Chloe isn't working for us at present. 461 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:37,780 But we have some fabulous new girls. 462 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,420 Hi. I'm Erin. 463 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:49,300 - You must be Amy. - That's me. 464 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:51,700 Wow! Great! 465 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:55,060 - I hate it. - No way. You look so cute. 466 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,980 - Men love cute. - You think so? 467 00:29:56,980 --> 00:30:00,820 No, really. You look... ready to eat. 468 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,700 And just a little thing - 469 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:07,060 I don't wanna hassle you, but this is kind of my change area. 470 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:08,980 All my stuff's on this rack. 471 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:10,900 - If you like... - Natalie put me here. 472 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:14,260 I don't wanna do the wrong thing by you. Not on my first day. 473 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,140 - OK. Well, um... - I can help you move your stuff. 474 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,020 No, it's fine. I, er... 475 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,940 Erin. Someone's waiting for you in the bar. 476 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,860 I'm on my way. 477 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,180 - Feeling ready? - I think so. 478 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:30,100 Thanks for my outfit. 479 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,540 Perfect for you. 480 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,460 It feels a bit tight. 481 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:35,380 There are clients waiting in the bar. 482 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,300 OK? When you're ready. 483 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:56,020 [ sultry music ] 484 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,940 Amy, meet Gary. 485 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,340 - Hello, Amy. - Hello. 486 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,260 Champagne. 487 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:30,580 - I'll let you two get acquainted. - Thanks. 488 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,900 - Long day? - Oh, the longest. 489 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:38,260 - Yeah? I can fix that. - You can? 490 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,180 No. [ giggles ] 491 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:43,060 I can't make the day any shorter but, er... 492 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,940 ...I can give it an incredibly happy ending. 493 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,220 She's back! 494 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,100 Live, exclusive and more expensive than ever. 495 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,020 [ laughs ] 496 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:04,180 Health check, eh? Get the boring bit out of the way. 497 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,980 Well, it doesn't have to be boring. 498 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,900 Oh, you know what I mean. 499 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:18,100 Yeah, I guess it's just something you have to do. 500 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,540 Oh! 501 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:23,860 Well, that's a... new way of... doing the health check. 502 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:27,220 Mmm. 503 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,420 - LAUREN: So, what do you do? - MAN: I'm an electrician. 504 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:01,780 LAUREN: Really? That must be a very interesting occupation. 505 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:08,020 Uh... I think I'll give it a miss. 506 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,820 Good evening. What's your name? 507 00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:15,700 - My name's Troy. What's yours? - Amy. 508 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,140 Hello, Amy. 509 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:21,940 - Who is the blonde?! - Is that a joke? 510 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,860 - What? - Who's the blonde? 511 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,260 - In a brothel? On a Friday night? - Alright. The 12-year-old. 512 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:27,700 That sounds like Amy. 513 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,100 She just stole a client straight out from underneath me. 514 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,500 - Really? - I'm serious! 515 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,420 - Were you in bed at the time? - No! 516 00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:36,820 - We were in the bar, but... - In the bar? It happens. 517 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,260 - You know that. - Not like this. 518 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:41,620 I wouldn't do it to a co-worker and neither would anyone else. 519 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,060 I mean, certainly none of the... 520 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:45,460 ...none of the more experienced among us. 521 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,340 None of whom happens to be here. 522 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,740 She's new. She'll settle. 523 00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:52,180 Not if I kill her first. 524 00:33:56,980 --> 00:34:00,340 This is highly unusual, even for you, Mel. 525 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,260 Well, I didn't know who else to call. 526 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,620 Did you try the Yellow Pages under 'doctor'? 527 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,060 I don't trust any of them. 528 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:09,940 - I know you. You're my friend. - [ sighs ] 529 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,340 Yeah, OK. You're my client. Whatever. 530 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,740 You're supposed to be the best doctor around. 531 00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:17,620 Well, I am, but I'm a cardiac surgeon. 532 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,580 Mmm? 533 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,500 [ sighs ] Alright. 534 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,900 Tell me about your menstrual cycle. 535 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,820 It's irregular. We've already been through this. 536 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:26,260 And we're going to go through it again, 537 00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:28,180 from the beginning. 538 00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:31,060 Then I need to conduct a pelvic exam - a proper one, 539 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,980 in my rooms at the hospital. 540 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:34,900 Well, can't we just do it here? 541 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:37,780 Come on. You've given me pelvic exams before. 542 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,180 This one's slighty more complicated. 543 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:43,540 Well, I'm not going to a hospital. Sorry, I'm not. 544 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,860 - Amy, right? - Lauren! 545 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:50,740 Hi. Can I say, you look amazing? 546 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:53,140 Your skin is, like, perfect. 547 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,060 [ sighs ] Thanks, but... 548 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,980 And you know before, out there in the bar? 549 00:34:57,460 --> 00:35:00,820 I think I cut in on you and a client and... I didn't mean to. 550 00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:03,700 - You didn't mean to? - No. I really didn't. 551 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:06,100 Look, I'm sorry if I got it wrong. 552 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,500 I was nervous, OK? First-night nerves. 553 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:11,380 Alright. 554 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,260 Well, any other night, you wouldn't get away with it. 555 00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:16,180 Thanks. 556 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,060 It sounds stupid, but I was thinking you were a manager or something, 557 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:20,500 not one of the girls. 558 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,940 What? 559 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,860 Oh, it's cool they still let you work here. 560 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,260 What did you say? 561 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,140 Uh... just that this place is legendary 562 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:31,540 and you must have been a big part of... 563 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:33,460 Alright. I'm gonna give you some advice. 564 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:36,820 Any one of those rooms, you're with a client, you're in charge, 565 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,260 you can do what the hell you like. 566 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:40,660 But you come in here and you start making enemies, 567 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,100 you see how long you last. 568 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,500 - I didn't mean to offend you. - Oh, like hell. 569 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,860 You keep it up, you'll be out on the street waving down cars. 570 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,700 Wakey-wakey. 571 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,620 Big jumper, little rabbit. 572 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,540 [ groans ] What time is it? 573 00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:20,980 It's Christmas time. 574 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:24,340 - [ laughs tiredly ] What? - It is. 575 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:27,220 Old Santa Claus has slipped down the chimney 576 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,620 and left us some blueberries. 577 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,540 - Hmm. - Blueberries. 578 00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:33,940 Raspberries. Blackberries. 579 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,820 You should see it. There's a fridge full of the stuff. 580 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,220 Even left some fancy yoghurt. 581 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,620 Dad, it's not Christmas. Just one more hour, OK? 582 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,020 Well, we must have won the lottery, then. 583 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:48,340 I bought some berries. What's the problem? 584 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,260 You tell me. 585 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:55,060 - I bought them for you. - For me? 586 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:56,500 Yep. 587 00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,340 You filled the fridge with punnets of fruit at $6 a go 588 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:03,220 and a whole bunch of stuff I need a PhD to read the labels of? 589 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:07,060 - Dad, calm down. - Fridge is worth more than the house. 590 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,380 - What else? - "What else" what? 591 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,820 - Shoes. - Hey! 592 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,740 - Perfume. - Stop it. 593 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:18,100 - Phone. - Dad! Not now, OK? 594 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,380 Yeah. I'm, um... I'm sorry. I... 595 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:28,180 I'm just a bit excited, you know? 596 00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,540 All those berries. 597 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,300 I have to go to work. 598 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:38,740 Dad... 599 00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:40,660 Lie down first. 600 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,540 I can't, darling. 601 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,420 Come on. Just for one minute. 602 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,820 - You're up early. - Yeah. 603 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:38,260 Couldn't sleep. 604 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:40,180 Frustrated? 605 00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:42,580 Is that why you're up? 606 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:44,020 Let's not go there, Nat. 607 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,860 Sean... [ sighs ] ...I'm not like you. 608 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:51,700 I don't get... excited about things... 609 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,100 ...all the time, you know? 610 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,940 - Come here. - What? 611 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,340 Just come here, please. 612 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,020 - Kissing. - What about it? 613 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,940 Hmm? 614 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,660 - Mmm... - Nibbling. 615 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,500 Sucking. 616 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,700 Toaster. 617 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,060 - NAT: What? - [ chuckles ] 618 00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:44,980 A cup and saucer. 619 00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:47,860 [ whispers sensually ] Refrigerator. 620 00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:49,780 NAT: Sean, this is... this is weird. [ laughs ] 621 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:51,700 Shh, shh, shh. 622 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,100 How about... 623 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,460 ...thermolaminated vinyl? 624 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,380 - Vinyl? - Mmm. 625 00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,300 - Where...? - Cupboard doors. 626 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,060 Fruit bowl. 627 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,380 Grapefruit. 628 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,260 [ Seductively ] Avocado. 629 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,180 OK, and we're done. [ laughs ] 630 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,100 I'm not making fun of you. 631 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:20,020 Hey. 632 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,340 I honestly don't know what turns you on. 633 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,180 All I know is I've gotta go sideways somehow. 634 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:39,220 What are you doing? 635 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,140 Come with me. Come on. 636 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,180 In here. 637 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,020 Here. 638 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:00,340 - Balloon? - Put it in your mouth. 639 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:04,180 Blow it up. 640 00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:05,620 Just a little bit. 641 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:07,060 That's enough. 642 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:08,500 OK. 643 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,420 Now touch me. 644 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,340 [ whispers ] With the balloon? 645 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,260 Don't speak. Just... 646 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:20,020 - [ balloon squeaks ] - [ moans softly ] 647 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,900 Oh! 648 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,340 Ohh. OK. 649 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:27,220 - Where are you? - I'm right here. 650 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,660 No, no. Where's... where's your...? 651 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:30,580 That's it. 652 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:32,020 OK. Right... there. 653 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,460 OK. Just touch it. Let me feel. 654 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:35,380 Ah! 655 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:38,260 OK. Ahh! 656 00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:40,180 - [ balloon squeaks ] - Ahh. OK. 657 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:41,620 Put... Take your pants off. 658 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:44,500 - It's kind of... it's a bit difficult. - OK. 659 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,420 - [ breathes heavily ] - Can you just... just... 660 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,340 Could we just concentrate on you, OK? 661 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,780 OK. 662 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,220 Ahh! 663 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,140 [ moans ] 664 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,780 [ moans ] 665 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,700 - MEL: Sean? - [ moans ] 666 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,060 - Shh! - MEL: Sean? 667 00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:08,020 Mmm! 668 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,460 Sean? 669 00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:12,820 [ muffled ] Mmm! Mmm! 670 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,700 OK! OK! Put it in me! 671 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,100 - What - the balloon? - No - you! You. 672 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,020 Not much. Ah! Not much, just the tip. 673 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,460 [ gasps ] Oh! 674 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,860 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 675 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,780 Oh! Ohh! 676 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:27,700 Ahhhh! 677 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,660 Ahhh-ha-ha! 678 00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:32,020 [ squeals, laughs ] 679 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:38,740 [ pants ] Mmmmm! 680 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,540 [ Mel giggles ] 681 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:44,980 [ exhales heavily ] 682 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,900 [ laughs ] 683 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,660 [ laughs ] 684 00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:08,020 [ sighs ] 685 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,900 [ heartbeat thumps ] 686 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:17,620 - Whoa! - Sorry. Is that in your way? 687 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:19,060 No, it's OK. It's fine. 688 00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,980 - Thanks. - WOMAN: That's alright. 689 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:23,860 My spot is now taken. 690 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:25,780 Pardon? 691 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,180 LAUREN: She bumped you? 692 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,100 No. No, no. 693 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,020 Um... I don't like the mirror over there. 694 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,900 - It's the ugly mirror. - [ chuckles ] Avoid them at all costs. 695 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,820 OK, listen up. 696 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:39,220 - Gerard Slater is in the bar. - [ groans ] 697 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:41,620 - Who? - Some TV exec from channel... 698 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:44,020 - What channel's he at now? - Uh... I'm not sure, actually. 699 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,900 I can't keep up. But he's in the bar with two colleagues. 700 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:50,740 - If they're rich, I'm there. - Extremely rich and completely vile. 701 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:52,180 Most repulsive man I've ever met. 702 00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:55,060 They want one girl between the three of them. 703 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:56,980 Ugh. Of course they do. 704 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:58,420 They're paying three times the normal rate. 705 00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:00,340 LAUREN: Arrogant prick. 706 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:02,260 Is anyone interested in this gig? 707 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:04,660 - No. Mm-mm. - WOMAN: No way. 708 00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:08,020 - OK. I said I'd ask. - How long's the booking? 709 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,940 One hour. 710 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,860 Cool. I'll do it. 711 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,300 Good! Come on. 712 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:16,180 And the rest of you can spend a little less time in here 713 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:18,100 and a lot more time out there. 714 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:31,540 Gentlemen, this is Amy. 715 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:34,420 Well, well. Amy. 716 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,340 Yep. [ giggles ] 717 00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:38,260 Pleased to meet you. 718 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:40,660 Pleased to meet you. 719 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:42,100 [ men chuckle ] 720 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:00,340 [ door closes ] 721 00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:02,740 - Amy? - Hi, Dad. 722 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,060 I was gonna send out a search party. 723 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,460 I've, uh, got something for you. 724 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:13,300 That... is for you. 725 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:18,100 - What for? - The mortgage. 726 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:21,460 Have you, um, had dinner? 727 00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:23,380 Yeah. 728 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,300 Feel like a snack? 729 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,660 Come on. Sit down. Relax. 730 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:31,060 I'll make us some blueberry pancakes. 731 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:42,100 I'm sorry. Mel isn't available at the moment. 732 00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:44,020 Maybe I could organise an alternative for you... 733 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:45,940 [ dial tone beeps ] 734 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:54,580 [ phone rings ] 735 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:06,100 [ phone rings ] 736 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:17,620 Captioned by Grantman Brown